Drinking Alcohol On A Budget-13 Tips You Can’t Forget


Ahhhh Booze

. That magical concoction that whisks your worries away, lowers your social inhibitions and brings people together… well on a good night anyways. Let’s be real for a minute, unless you’re just horrible at talking to the opposite sex, Alcohol is NOT a necessity. It was always fun to joke with my friends back in college that food and other necessities came after we bought the keg/handle for that night’s debaucheries. It seems I had the Baller part down… the budget part, not so much.

So if you’re strapped for cash the most obvious and effective method for drinking alcohol while on a budget is simply not to drink at all or to just drink less. Unfortunately for some people… *cough* myself *cough* this is far from the easiest method and stopping all together isn’t really an option with a lifestyle full of bar promotions, football tailgates and rock concerts.

Another issue with trying to save money on Alcohol… it’s a recession proof product. This means the chance and occasion for major bargains on your favorite cocktail are pretty much nonexistent. But don’t you worry, there are still ways to lower that booze bill… I have gathered a list of more useful methods to help you save money on alcohol while still ballin on a budget.

1. PREDRINK – Unless you don’t know how to pace yourself once you get to the bar, predrinking is a method preferred by any accomplished baller on a budget.
2. BE INFORMED – Know the Bars. Know the specials. Take Advantage of the Happy Hours.
3. TIP YOUR BARTENDAR – Take care of your bartender and they SHOULD take care of you. First of all, pick one bartender and stick with them. The first drink you get, give them $20 dollars over the cost of the drink(s) and ask him for $10 in ones back. Then when he hands you the change grab the ones and tell him to keep the rest. This is MAJOR for bars with buckets/tip jars because they don’t know that you’re hooking them up and therefore you get nothing. Finally, everytime you get a drink make sure to fold 1 of the dollar bills up (so you can’t tell if its just one) and tip them. If you feel he’s really watching slip in 2 ones but otherwise this method should have you a new facebook friend in no time.
4. BUY DRAFT – Unless the tap is pouring stale beer, this is the cheaper method for the same beverage.
5. LONG ISLAND ICE TEAS – The Drink with the most alcohol content. If they don’t charge extra these are stellar choices to get that buzz on for less.

6. SPECIFY – Make sure to specify to the bartender that you want the house or wells rum/vodka – If you don’t, you run the risk of them picking a name brand on purpose so they can charge you more.
7. AVOID COVER CHARGES – is the bar really so cool you have to pay to get in so you can stand there and pay for drinks?
8. BREW YOUR OWN BEERwww.soyouwanna.com/site/syws/makebeer/makebeer.html
9. BREW YOUR OWN WINEwww.wikihow.com/Brew-Cheap-Wine
10. BUILD A KEGERATOR – Kegs are by far the cheapest method of purchasing beer (usually HALF the cost of bottle/can beer). Only problem is that they have to be consistently iced or they only last the night. Well this is no longer the case. Nothing says baller like a kegerator – www.micromatic.com/images/articles/76/aok_flv_stream.htm
11. HOST A DINNER AT YOUR PLACE – When people hear you’re providing free food and they should ask if they can bring anything. Tell them yes, alcohol. If everyone brings you a bottle of wine you just stocked the pantry!
12. BUY A CHARCOAL FILTER – make the o’ plastic bottle taste like topshelf = www.liquorsnob.com/archives/2005/09/gray_kangaroo_liquor_filter_re.php
13. SMUGGLE IN YOUR OWN BOOZEwww.rumrunnerflasks.com

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  • 6 comments for “Drinking Alcohol On A Budget-13 Tips You Can’t Forget

    1. Audre
      November 23, 2009 at 2:14 pm

      See?! I knew I was balling on a budget! Long Island Ice Tea is my drink of choice, cause it usually only takes two to cover me for the whole night.

    2. Woody
      November 26, 2009 at 4:54 pm

      kegerator…wish they would have taught how to build that in shop class…

    3. Erin Gallagher
      December 3, 2009 at 9:22 am

      I love #13! These are great tips. Do you know if there’s a site dedicated to keeping up with the happy hours/drink specials for Tallahassee on a daily basis? That would be a killer idea to have information for each bar/club/restaurant come up just by clicking on a date on a calendar instead of having to check each establishment’s websites individually. Another tip: Be open to offers for free drinks. I’m a staunch feminist and even I will exercise my societal advantages and allow a nice man/woman to buy me a drink if they offer. Just make sure you take it directly from the bartender (roofies, anyone?) and make it clear that this doesn’t guarantee any action later.

    4. SOUR
      December 3, 2009 at 10:36 am

      Stay tuned Woody. We already have an article planned on doing just that… building a kegerator!

    5. John S
      June 7, 2010 at 2:02 am

      Never buy more than one drink. If you drink beer, then refill it with water. You’re there to get laid, or listen to the band, not pay high drink prices. The other, more preferable method is to buy a coke, tell them you’re designated driver, and use the flask method. In either method, when you pretend to step out to smoke, you’re really going to the car to refill.

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